It pays to know your mythology

I was driving home from work when I saw a van for a firm labeled something like “Achilles Running Shop.”

Can I just point out that in terms of running and feet, Achilles might not be the most positive association. Maybe their slogan is “We’ll heal your injured feet?” (Yeah, I know, not the right word.)

What’s next? Other ideas for rather unfortunately named businesses for Greek mythology include:

• Medusa Cosmetics
• Trojan Horse Security Systems
• Medea Day Care
• Cassandra Forecasting