I must admit that reading this headline got a giggle. ("Okay, not THAT Madonna and not THAT Jesus, even though the respective ages aren’t far off.") And Jesus converted from Catholicism to something vaguely Jewish. Hmm, didn’t it go rather the other direction with the more well known Jesus? I must admit that the jokes pretty much seem to write themselves here. Are they registered at Tiffany’s for the gold? Did some wags bring that, plus maybe frankincense and myrrh as a wedding/commitment ceremony gift? I imagine that asking if the groom had any piercings would lead to a VERY awkward silence. ("If the groom will now give me the ring… oh, it fell through your hand. Bad luck, that.") Would this also mean that the wedding night was also simultaneously one-on-one and also a foursome?
Can we just agree that if you are known as Madonna and you are involved with someone named Jesus that at least one of you needs a name change before going through with a public ceremony?
Madonna and lover Jesus to swap vows in Kabbalah service
EXCLUSIVE by Kate Mansey 10/05/2009
Madonna and her toyboy lover Jesus are planning a “commitment ceremony” in New York.
The queen of pop and Brazilian model Jesus Luz will take part in a service in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Centre in Manhattan.
Friends said Madonna, 50, and the 22-year-old model decided they wanted to take a new step in their relationship after her bid to adopt a Malawi orphan failed.
Jesus has already converted from Catholicism to the Kabbalah religion as a mark of his commitment to the singer.
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Madonna and lover Jesus to swap vows in Kabbalah service – mirror.co.uk
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