Burger King cologne

I was out at the Zone last night and was chatting with Season and Chris. Somehow, the topic of Flame, the cologne that Burger King introduced recently came up. Chris thought that they used bacon oil in it.

Burgers/food scents are wonderful, but I think most of us don’t tend to think of them in terms of cologne/perfume. (Okay, I suppose it might appeal to Hannibal Lecter, but does one really want that???) I thought it might suggest something kind of trashy. Season wondered if it would primarily appeal to Jewish girls who felt guilty. The conversation then devolved into imagining that one would go looking for a hotel room to have a rabbi come and spank you with a pork chop. “Yes, yes! I have so such a trayf little boy!”