I found this story oddly amusing. A principal of a Catholic school for the arts was caught in what the media described as a "sexual romp." Basically, a neighbor saw 3 guys having sex near a vacant house. Okay, tacky and illegal, but what is with the phrase "sexual romp?" It just inherently light-hearted and whimsical. "Romp" feels like there should be skipping through a meadow whilst wearing a floral wreath on one's head.
And, excuse me for being a stickler for details, but I don't think that a 3way constitutes an "orgy." Okay, yes it is group sex (by the slimmest of margins), but "orgy??" Please! I am not sure what the cut off should be (I would think 4 as an absolute minimum, and definitely if one starts getting close to double digits), but 3 is an orgy??? No way! Sigh. The insufficiently profligate are so very tiresome.
I will avoid commenting on the inherent obviousness in a Catholic authority figure involved with the arts. There were only adults involved, so that might be what the archdiocese is so confused about. (Yeah, this story is a goldmine for cattiness.)
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