Have I mentioned how much I adore Betty Bowers? Hat tip to her blog for this amusing entry.
Yup, if you are going to have a light switch, it would REALLY be a good idea not not have the switch positioned at crotch level if a guy was depicted. Particularly if it was Jesus. And he is with 2 children. Right next to the phallic looking switch.
Fuck. What person designing this thought that it was a good idea???
I saw this at Miss Poppy’s site and I honesty, I don’t know which makes me more uneasy: the cubist enormity of His Holy Staff or the “Go ahead and touch it!” expression on the Lord’s leering face. Jesus loves the little children indeed. Keep those hands in your pockets, Junior, no matter what Mr. Savior says!
While I hope never to enter the Christian home where this switch plate was deemed a suitable complement to the existing décor, I do suppose there is some small payback for that whole inconvenient “mortality” thing in being able to give our Creator erectile dysfunction with simply the careless flick of a light switch! Glory!
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