A few weeks ago, I was visiting my friend Raven. A friend of his was there who had been to Pennsic, the largest event that the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA) puts on. The gay household, Clan Blue Feather, was offering a make over as a fundraiser, which they referred to as "Queer Eye for the Medieval Guy." That struck me as sort of cute. Apparently, the friend had some pretty crappy garb, so they gave him all new garb after burning his old stuff. The friend was very appreciative of the new clothing.
Recently, I was talking with another friend who is always good for a great quote. They mentioned a possible future family member who was rather short, and quite energetic. The term was "A Tasmanian Devil in capri pants." I guffawed and promptly whipped out the PDA to write it down.