Michael Mahler's Ditherings

I was calling a customer whilst at work and the receptionist ask, “Are you calling to speak to somebody?” I thought of several possible responses (but didn’t use any of them, obviously.)

Nope, I don’t converse with Earth humans! What? I should be doing mime??? Let me get my black leotard and white pancake . . . → Read More: “Are you calling to speak to somebody?”