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My friend Rich included me on the forward od this joke. I LOVE Paul Rudnick! INTELLIGENT DESIGN by PAUL RUDNICK Issue of 2005-09-26 Posted 2005-09-19 Day No. 1: And the Lord God said, “Let there be light,” and lo, there was light. But then the Lord God said, “Wait, what if I make it . . . → Read More: Intelligent Design Oy! What a racist jerk! William Bennett, who wrote the Book of Virtues and then admitted to a history of gamboling, has shoved his foot in his mouth to the heel. WASHINGTON (CNN) — Congressional Democrats blasted former Education Secretary William Bennett on Thursday for saying that aborting “every black baby in this country” . . . → Read More: Bill Bennett the bigot Hmm, interesting study. The Australia Institute found that male SUV drivers tended to be rather homophobic, not generous with giving to charity and apparently rather pushy. I am not sure whether this translates into this country. I do tend to think that many SUV drivers in this country are not particularly concerned with conserving . . . → Read More: Australian SUV drivers? I am still feeling sort of down/annoyed with the foot injury thing. Taking the dogs for a walk last night was an interesting exercise, to say the least. I do have most of the stuff set for folks to fold tonight and have hopefully persuaded folks to help with dropping off newsletters. (Big secret: . . . → Read More: 2 nice compliments A quiet weekend spent finishing up the newsletter. I went to some friends’ housewarming on Saturday, and then an informal Pagan thing on Sunday. Paul was out of town, and I was tired Saturday night, so I didn’t go out dancing. My left foot was hurting a tad. When I was visiting with the . . . → Read More: Nice weekend and Ouch! Obviously, apart from that whole celibacy thing. Oh yeah, and definitely not the monotheistic bit. Oh well. At work, several of us overheard a co-worker trying to explain to a customer about setting custom mark up levels in our inventory system for food banks. The phrase that caught our attention: “Well, let’s say you get a screaming deal on toilet tissue one week…” I was NOT the only one to think . . . → Read More: Funny remark from a nearby cubicle Mea maxima culpa! The story about Pat Robertson blaming Ellen for Katrina was apparently a parody. May I point out that given that he and Jerry Falwell were slamming us for September 11, and that he recently called for the assassination of the Venezualan president, that it really isn’t out of character for him. . . . → Read More: Oops! Pat Robertson story was a parody Groan! I don’t know why this should surprise me. Pat Robertson is a simply awful human being! ROBERTSON BLAMES HURRICANE ON CHOICE OF ELLEN DEGENERES TO HOST EMMYS Lesbian is New Orleans native Hollywood – Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of . . . → Read More: Robertson blames Ellen for Katrina Okay everyone has posted the photo below, and Sharon posted the link to the movie (Bill Maher rocks!), but what the hell… And a point to clarify. The Shrubmeister has the first sentence as “I think I may need a bathroom break?” Grammar point: that should end with a period as it is (theoretically) . . . → Read More: George W Bush humor |
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